I don’t know what to think of most women.
I can get em on my hook but I can’t reel em in.
Don’t know what they feel, don’t know what they think.
You can take a horse to water but you can’t make em drink!
I need someone to hold when I have a good cry,
Someone to hold me and never say goodbye.
The center of attention is what I crave—
Echo was a nymph that died in a cave!
Maybe some day Crystal Gail or Shania Twain
Will move into my world like a fast moving train!
I’ll be her friend! I’ll be her lover!
I’ll just stay home and make tricycle motors!
I’m forty years old, I ain’t no cherry!
I want to have fun and I want to be married!
I’ll wait forever, I know what I want!
But the hummingbirds die if the ducks don’t come…..
©Larry Brinkley 1993